Garchaster's Cornblade
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2026
1h 49min
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Storyline
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Released
16 August 2026
Runtime
1h 49min
Director
Status
In Production
Language
English
Cast
Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Emily Kaldenbaugh
Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
Eli Elliot
Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
Brad Ulrey
Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale
Logan Lyons
Dead Cult Member
Motor Oil
Donald Farmer The Mouse
Josh Christensen
DJ Giant Microwave
Ion Birch
Zantir
Del Worshim
Zurthaf
Tyler Antoine
Vornit Tradentor
Dylan Mars Greenberg
Ritzat
Nicole Elyse
Warm Tapes
Myene Yanu
Haucious
Newt Wallen
Rindy Dargina
Noopy
Frozip
Michael DiFrancesco
Hoover Baspop / Voice of Garbite
Bernadette Cuvalo
Scary Fairy Vot
Doug Lussenhop
Ranfoam
Warren Chan
Roat
Ryan Hendo
Batsap
Jon Mora
Jon Mora
Vinny Nutt
Vinny Nutt
David Nelson
Voice of Garbite
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